Random Tweets About Pokémon Go

People think you're stupid if you go out at 2AM to play Pokémon Go, but if you go out and get monstrously drunk at the same hour, THAT'S OK.

What I find morbidly fascinating is that at age 13, my parents and friends were all telling me, very forcefully, to GROW UP. Why? Well...

I was the only kid still playing Pokémon. THAT'S A GAME FOR BABIES, they all said. GROWN-UPS PLAY GAMES WHERE YOU SHOOT PEOPLE. PLAY THOSE!

I'm now a legit grown-up. Pokémon is fun, wholesome, bonds people and gets me away from horrific violence. I'm playing THAT game, not GTA.

90's Parents: Kids should play outside instead of playing videogames.
Parents now: Kids should play indoors instead of playing Pokémon Go.